Anonymous: I Bet Your All Scared Cause You Have Watched It Huh.? I Know Who You Are By The Way. ;)

hhm.


Anonymous: Have you ever watched porn? Be HONEST!

Have you not seen my tumblr?

like have you not seen the shit I reblog?!


ilovethelyf:

indie | Tumblr on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/120bsQL
carol-rozo:

Hey teacher !
Anonymous: You don't really know me, but your really cute. An if you were single I would take you out to dinner. :)

Haha thank you for the compliment! :)

But yes, I am happily taken though. 

Thank you anon!

so yea

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Anonymous: I didn't go to prom today. I feel terrible.

Hey don’t kick your ass about it kiddo.

Don’t go on the rest of your life feeling sorry for yourself because you didn’t go to the Tulare prom.

Most of what prom is, is just groups of people who don’t really like each other sitting in a stuffy limousine that smells like hairspray,sweat and throw up with this going on:

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Besides, I’m a 100 percent believer in  ”Everything happens for a reason”

Life will compensate you for making you miss prom.

And if you’re not a senior then you have a chance again kid.


Not how I expected…lol
am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

someoftheyoung:

n-o-v-a-c-a-i-n-e:

“I started talking to this girl, she was like, ‘I’m going to the show tonight!’ and I was like, ‘Oh, cool, I’m going to the show too!’ she was really fucking cool, she had a green day shirt on from the last tour and she was just real nice. She was like, ‘Can I take a picture?’ and I’m like, ‘Yeah, take a picture, go ahead’, she was like … (he spots the girl in the crowd) Oh there she is, right there, how ya doin? You know what? You told me you didn’t look so good tonight when you getting ready to take the picture? You look beautiful.”

holy hell can’t believe this is still doing the rounds

This is on my list of “Things that make me proud of Billie Joe”
Anonymous: There's a guy who I've been talking to, for 2 months, I've known him since pre-school. I had to switch schools at 3rd grade, and recently got in touch with him this year, as 11th graders. We talk/text everyday, everything he says comes out in a form that he wants to be more than friends, he texts me good morning and good night everyday, and gets pretty deep with me. I really like him but there is a problem, he has a girlfriend. She's a slut, and I have her for classes. What do I do?

Alright first things first, guys like to be confusing.

Unfortunately, they tend to give out weird signals and sometimes they do it without realizing it. Just remember that actions speak louder than words. I don’t mean this in a bad way, I’m just addressing the issue of the texts haha Anyway, on with the core of the problem. It sounds like he might be finding comfort in you, something that he might not be finding with his current girlfriend. As for his girlfriend being a slut, ask yourself, “Would I want to know if my bf/gf was being a slut behind my back?”, The answer is. Of course you do. So as a friend, and because you care about him (about his happiness) you should tell him, “Hey, I just don’t want you to get hurt but I’ve been seeing/hearing that whatsername is doing shama llama ding dong blah blah.” Just rule of thumb here, don’t give him the information with intentions of sabotaging their relationship, but I’m pretty sure you won’t. You sound genuinely concerned for this person anyway. 

You have to wait until he doesn’t have a gf anymore. Cuz honey, you are worth more than just a safety net, rebound, or “the other girl” label. You have to wait until HE figures out what he wants to do, Just don’t hang on to his mixed signals. He needs to let the gf go and get his shiznit straight. 

Umm…Not even sure if this shit makes sense^^^

#anon #ask #askme #shittyadvice #hopeithelpedmotherfucker


Anonymous: Let's kick it again. Hit me up

eeeh okay anon…

quien?